Mr. Wheelie

Perhaps some of your in the PDX area have had the opportunity to use Delivered Dish, a service that does the delivery for a number of restaurants who don't want to hire acne-ridden 15 year olds to shuttle food so that they can use that hard earned cash to get to second base with Susie Jenkins.  Anyways, the best part of this website is not the fact that you can spend an additional $9.50 to get someone to drive 5 blocks to your place instead of getting your mountainous heap of lard out of your house, but rather the anonymous hilarity of chatting with Mr. Wheelie, the supposed handler of your mobile cuisine.

I have to admit that I'm a fairly shy person when it comes to being funny to strangers, but having the ability to Gchat with emoticons without any sort of repercussions is very. . . VERY tempting.  Of course, I have maintained my professionalism at all times, and really have only gone so far as to be extremely friendly-like and unnecessarily grateful for advice I have been given on my menu options.  But maybe one of these days. . .