When writing an A paper. . .

...you need some energy.  I stopped by Market of Choice and got two non-standard energy drinks.  My thoughts:

orange FRS healthy energy

This is some "healthy energy" drink called FRS.  I got the orange flavor since I figured it would probably taste like orange juice and be the least offensive of the other flavors.  Sadly, I was wrong.  It was like drinking orange juice made from fake oranges.  Also, because it was "healthy," it did not work at giving me energy, because we all know that energy requires lots of human-synthesized chemicals being pumped into your bloodstream.

Blue Sky Cafe Energy

Next, I tried to go with a coffee drink.  You can tell that I was anticipating this to save the day from FRS, the meaning of which is still a mystery.  Perhaps it means "effing radical sauce" but that would be false advertising, except for the "effing" part.  Anyways, I like mocha, I like cafes, I like taurine and ginseng and l-carnitine and whatever other crazy stuff they use to keep people up at night.  This has got to be a win, right?

No.  Ginseng is not good with coffee.  Trust me on this one.

Mission failed.  Long night ahead.